*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
you could’ve learnt that from chess, bro
Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.
Now slip me snug about your ears,
I’ve never yet been wrong,
I’ll have a look inside your mind
And tell where you belong!